Haiku
I. No, no baby yet. Still just sitting around here. Keep checking for news. II. We slept in today: A lazy Sunday morning. Could it be the last? III. Hanging out at home. Too big for most of my clothes. Why bother with pants*? [*For the non-Americans: I mean "trousers." ] IV. I read baby books For sleep and nursing advice. They all disagree. V. At night I wake up Once an hour or thereabouts: Child squashing bladder. VI. Baby's room is set, Freezer's full of casseroles, Bags are packed. Let's go!