I'm still trying to work out the bumper stickers I saw on one car this afternoon as I was driving home from school. The first one said "Your child is an honor student, mine is in the Marine Corps." If you really think about it, that is not a great advertisement for the Marines: "The few, the proud, the C students..."? The other one made even less sense: "My son fought in Iraq so yours can party in college." I'm still trying to work out the logic of that one. My first guess was: A. Some kind of "we fight them over there so we don't have to fight them here" message. As in, "If our troops weren't in Iraq, by now the Iraqis would have attacked America and totally destroyed our way of life, thus preventing your kid from having the normal growing-up-and-going-to-college experience." Of course, the above statement is preposterous. So I came up with a second interpretation, namely: B. "If we didn't have brave volunteer...